<![CDATA[The Right Kind of Eyes: Mini Sagas]]>https://www.therightkindofeyes.com/s/mini-sagashttps://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!VAhC!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F46d923cc-9497-4277-be07-dbfe436118b0_746x746.pngThe Right Kind of Eyes: Mini Sagashttps://www.therightkindofeyes.com/s/mini-sagasSubstackFri, 03 Apr 2026 21:30:47 GMT<![CDATA[This is a Joke I Promise]]>https://www.therightkindofeyes.com/p/this-is-a-joke-i-promisehttps://www.therightkindofeyes.com/p/this-is-a-joke-i-promiseSat, 08 Feb 2025 00:23:13 GMTPresident Donald J. Trump, together with the President’s Council on Fitness, is proud to present:

Power on the Potomac! An exhibition of professional wrestling. Featuring the legendary Hollywood Hulk Hogan.

Live from the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.

You’re not gonna want to miss this one, brother!

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Just admit it would be really funny

]]><![CDATA[Procrastinator's Mind]]>https://www.therightkindofeyes.com/p/procrastinators-mindhttps://www.therightkindofeyes.com/p/procrastinators-mindTue, 28 Jan 2025 00:42:26 GMTTonight he will sit and fold papers for an hour or two.

Right now he is scrolling a website thinking about how he doesn’t want to fold papers.

This morning he didn’t have the papers to fold but all day he knew he would end up having to fold them.

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]]><![CDATA[The Old House]]>https://www.therightkindofeyes.com/p/the-old-househttps://www.therightkindofeyes.com/p/the-old-houseSat, 04 Jan 2025 02:11:31 GMTThe old house was sold in September. Soon it was gutted and torn down. The wrecking crew even jack hammered out the foundation.

Through the winter they worked and built. Different crews came in. Then it was done. An off-white box with a flat roof and nothing beautiful about it.

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]]><![CDATA[Stick Story]]>https://www.therightkindofeyes.com/p/stick-storyhttps://www.therightkindofeyes.com/p/stick-storyThu, 26 Dec 2024 23:36:50 GMTThe boy went to pull the stick from the ground.

“What a great sword!”

The girl sighed and threw a rock into the river.

“You think every stick is a sword.”

The boy grunted and pulled

“It’s stuck.”

The girl went to help. When the stick came free; both screamed.

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]]><![CDATA[When did Truman Know?]]>https://www.therightkindofeyes.com/p/when-did-truman-knowhttps://www.therightkindofeyes.com/p/when-did-truman-knowMon, 18 Nov 2024 22:27:11 GMTBackground: I recently watched this video and I can’t stop thinking about whether Truman knew all along. Here is a mini-saga inspired by those thoughts.

When did Truman know? When did he first suspect that his whole life is a television show? When did the fraud become clear to him? Perhaps, did Truman always know? Planning his escape from the first frame and fooling the audience until his final “in case I don’t see you”?

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]]><![CDATA[Remembrance]]>https://www.therightkindofeyes.com/p/remembrancehttps://www.therightkindofeyes.com/p/remembranceMon, 11 Nov 2024 22:41:44 GMTIt pleases the paragon of prose to pause this day to remember, reflect, and revere those that served in unhappy wars.

Happy is the armistice, the world at peace, happy are the living, for it was once said, The dead only know one thing, it is better to be alive.

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]]><![CDATA[First Viewer]]>https://www.therightkindofeyes.com/p/first-viewerhttps://www.therightkindofeyes.com/p/first-viewerMon, 28 Oct 2024 22:28:35 GMTThere’s this girl who posts vlogs. Once a month she will respond to the comments to her last video and then she posts a new vlog. On these days I watch her new video and leave a comment. Often I am the first viewer. This is my most consistent relationship.

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]]><![CDATA[Smoker]]>https://www.therightkindofeyes.com/p/smokerhttps://www.therightkindofeyes.com/p/smokerTue, 08 Oct 2024 20:00:42 GMTWhen I first met him he was stepping out of a car that oozed smoke. He was always smoking a cigar they said. His suit was dusted gray with a fine ash and the smokey haze seemed to flow out of the fabric as walked forward and shook my hand.

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]]><![CDATA[The Scar]]>https://www.therightkindofeyes.com/p/the-scarhttps://www.therightkindofeyes.com/p/the-scarWed, 25 Sep 2024 21:09:01 GMTShe told me she needed to get her ears pierced again because the holes closed up.

See, she said leaning in close and stretching the lobe of her left ear. Can you see the scar?

I didn’t see a scar but like I often do I lied to her. Yes.

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