Is it just me or do political emails seem worse than ever this year? Maybe I’m on some new set of lists. Maybe AI has supercharged the spam machine.
I was fed up enough to appropriate the subject lines and assemble them into a poem. These are all fragments taken from the subject lines from my overflowing inbox.
BREAKING: My decision seats a strategic explanation, the luxury, just with math, doesn't lie. Critical Honesty. Women are running. Update: 49-49 Photos that could flip Trump is NEW Biblical Just 10 days one week Women flipped Gas money house high Monster numbers 247 humbly asking Narrow seats seats $5 Make our final days This is Elon Musk day We need panic Last chance New Low Deadline November 3...2...1...

